Microsoft Thinks I'm An Influential
Got an invitation from Romi Mahajan, Group Manager, IT Pro Audience, US Server Platform Team at Microsoft:
Alas, I will be flying that day to Europe, so I can't find out what sort of hypnosis, drugs, or poison they were planning to use on me. I would like to meet Ballmer some time. Especially since I am predicting that he will have to step down for real change to happen there.


They are going to sit you in a chair, slide a 12'' stovepipe, mirrored on the inside, over your head, and steve ballmer is going to stick his head in the top and scream VISTA! VISTA! VISTA! VISTA until your ears bleed. The assistants will then stuff tampons in your ear canals, and hand you a copy ov Vista as the send you out the door.
Since you have been targeted as a Microsoft Influential IT Professional, I can't go out with you anymore. I have to think about the penguins.
Posted by: alan herrell - the head lemur | March 23, 2007 at 07:12 PM