[Update: 11:01 am ET --
Seems that the Next Web folks have posted their new info about wifi a bit earlier than planned.
[from TheNextWeb2008 Update: Love, Internet Access and Attention]
A lot of people have been asking us if we would provide Internet access and Wi-Fi during The Next Web Conference 2008. We sort of avoided the question and sometimes even said ‘No’. This has caused concern with some people so I thought it would be a good time to explain our ideas about the subject. [emphasis mine] But first THE answer to the question: “Will there be Wi-Fi for participants at The Next Web Conference 2008?”
The short answer: Yes.
The long answer: Yes, and a lot more! We will have a special area with wired ethernet connections to a 100mbit Up and Down connection, the fastest connection we could get. This area (front left at the main conference area) will also have enough power sockets to keep everybody online all day. In addition, we will have Wi-Fi connections for the rest of the audience people. We plan to split these up in several groups of 50 people who will all be able to connect to their own access point.
This means that if one of those groups takes the network down, at least the other groups will still be online until we restart the device. And if the Wi-Fi fails we always have wired backup for you. One thing: we DO expect the wireless network to go down. It is our experience that Wi-Fi becomes extremely unreliable when you get more than 30 people in the same room connected.
We hope that the speakers will be so extremely inspiring and captivating that the use of computers will be limited to live blogging, twittering and digitally reporting about the speakers on stage.
Sounds like the right approach (although I wouldn't try to tell the attendees what they should be doing with their laptops... if the presentation sucks, might as well catch up on email, or Facebook).
I would suggest that in the future, conference organizers should not start out by being ambiguous or possibly misleading about topics like wifi access.
I believe that Marjolein Hoekstra was reporting what she heard in a discussion with Boris Veldhuijzen van Zanten (@bomega), that wifi would be limited and it would be for the good of the conference (see below). But it appears they have either had a change of heart, or were just fooling all along. April Fools!
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It appears that @bomega (or Boris Omega Veldhuijzen van Zanten), the organizer of the upcoming Next Web conference in Amsterdam, is taking on the dubious legacy of Walt Mossberg's D conference and the Nielsen "User Generated Content" folks, since the story going around is that he intends to limit Wifi access to only VIPs and selected bloggers in the main hall, so that attendees will... er, attend to what the speakers are saying.
CleverClogs Could anyone confirm or deny the rumor that during The Next Web Conference in Amsterdam the main audience won't have access to the net? 02:37 PM March 29, 2008 from web
CleverClogs @stoweboyd The idea is that by not offering net access, the audience will pay more attention to the hard-working speakers on stage. about 24 hours ago from web in reply to stoweboyd
CleverClogs @mathys 100 wired net connections only at Next Web? Are we expected to play the game of musical chairs to figure out who wins net access? about 24 hours ago from web in reply to mathys
CleverClogs @allanjenkins Smells excellent opportunity for the marketing department of Vodafone to provide us all with mobile data cards for the event about 24 hours ago from web in reply to allanjenkins
CleverClogs @fzelders From the chat I had with Next Web organizer @bomega a few weeks ago it seems a deliberate decision, if they insist on the idea... about 23 hours ago from web in reply to fzelders
Can't have people chattering in the back channel after all. Fold your hands! Shut up! Don't color outside the lines! Sharpen your number 2 pencils! Pay fucking attention, you lazy slackers!!
Good lord.
I really tried to find out what his story was, but I got off on the wrong foot by twittering this:
stoweboyd @CleverClogs Fucking idiots. Just like Mossberg's D conference a few years ago. about 23 hours ago from twhirl in reply to CleverClogs
I went on to suggest that this was 'Attention Fascism' -- the same nonsense that Mossberg and Kara Swisher pulled at D a few years ago:
bomega @stoweboyd are you seriously calling me a "Fucking idiot"? about 22 hours ago from web in reply to stoweboyd
Stowe Boyd @bomega I was referring to turning off wifi access at the #NextWeb conference: is that you? I am opposed to forced attention fascism. about 19 hours ago from twhirl in reply to bomega
I was warned by others that calling anything 'fascism' in the Netherlands is crossing a politeness line.
However, I was unable to get a straight answer from Boris about the wifi rationing planned for the conference. I asked a bunch of times and he was at best evasive:
bomega @stoweboyd I[t is not] very polite to insult the organization (me included) based on some rumor. We DO offer Wifi and VIP blogging seats... about 18 hours ago from web in reply to stoweboyd
bomega @stoweboyd I respect your opinion but you make it hard to do so by calling me a fucking idiot. Just not appreciated. about 16 hours ago from TwitterMail in reply to stoweboyd
NicoleSimon @stoweboyd are they going to remove pen and paper next because it distracts attention from the speakers? absolute nonsense. about 16 hours ago from web in reply to stoweboyd
bomega @stoweboyd I get your point. Don't agree but it doesn't apply to me or #nextweb. And, I repeat myself, don't like the way you communicate it about 16 hours ago from web in reply to stoweboyd
bomega @stoweboyd False. One polite question would have gotten you the answer hours ago. about 16 hours ago from web in reply to stoweboyd
bomega @stoweboyd You might be right. It is probably just stress that I'm so upset with your remark. Lets forget about the whole thing. :-) about 16 hours ago from web in reply to stoweboyd
But I never did get the answer. I presume that means no: wifi will be limited to VIPs and a short list of bloggers.
There is technological or financial basis for these issues: it is difficult and expensive to get reliable wifi for tech conferences. Conference centers often lack the necessary bandwidth, so they attempt to push the full expense for more back on the event organizers, without any amortization over future events. Otherwise, the event organizer has to come up with some alternative: like datacard based portable wifi hotspots or the like.
But to wrap it all up as attention focusing, like a third grade teacher telling us to stop looking out the windows and do our fractions, well, that is just arrogant bullshit.
It's not about paying attention, per se: it's about note passing in class. They are trying to stamp out the back channel. Event organizers should be in favor of the back channel, which can enrich a conference (so long as it is not projected on the wall behind the speakers, which leads to potential feedback problems, like the Mena Trott "Kinder, Gentler Blogosphere" meltdown in Paris a few years back). But social networks are not controllable, and some people are control freaks: put them together, and what do you get? A revolution.
Hey, Boris. You can't control the messaging. You can't control social networks. You can't control our minds. You can't control us.
I admit that some of this because I was impolite, which I admitted:
stoweboyd The fuss with @bomega may be a cultural toestub. He's mad because I am impolite. I'm mad because he won't answer a direct question. #nextweb
But he is closed, not open: he won't answer the question. It's just nuts to complain that people are repeating a 'rumor', and then to not make a statement that clarifies the issue.
Apparently he has a blog post coming out tomorrow, that @CleverClogs (Marjolein Hoekstra) has seen, but it hasn't made her very happy:
@bomega thx for trusting me with your upcoming blog post about Next Web wifi availability. Your pov is understandable, but not agreeable... about 15 hours ago from web in reply to bomega
@bomega's upcoming post about Next Web wifi availability, which I helped tune a little, seems to offer the best possible compromise now. about 14 hours ago from web in reply to bomega
It may seem all a tempest in a teapot, but I am strongly opposed to events -- or any public or semi-public gatherings -- where the organizers believe they have the moral authority, by virtue of their organizing role, to arrogate about the attendees' access to the web and each other. Or even worse, to argue that they need to do this for our own good, because continuous partial attention is robbing our souls. Take your Ritalin like good like boys and girls!!
It's particularly off-message at a conference about the Next Web, which is driven by the social revolution, Boris. We demand to remain connected, no matter what others say.
I don't have any great technological solution to the problem of wifi access, but I believe that it is something that has to be on the agenda for conference organizers to try to accomplish. That they fail at times does not mean that they shouldn't try. And just because they try doesn't mean that we won't complain if they fail: we will, trust me.
As I said in an earlier twittergram:
#social #networks aren't democratic, and they aren't hierarchical, they aren't manageable, and they amplify both good and bad.
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